Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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