Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
