Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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