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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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