overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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