I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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