Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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