It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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