I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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