hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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