vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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