She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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