Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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