we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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