Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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