Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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