i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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