I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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