I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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