YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
