I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Terrible idea I love it
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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