Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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