i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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