oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I need water and some morals
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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