It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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