Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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