margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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