In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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