No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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