he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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