does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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