they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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