i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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