Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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