Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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