No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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