I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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