Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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