how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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