I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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