did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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