people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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