is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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