i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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