I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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