**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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