Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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