yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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