After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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