My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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